ALBANESE ‘QUOCKERWODGER”

“Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.”

Susie Dent ✍️

Wordsmith


ALP 

FRACTIOUS 

FACTIONS 

HATCHET MEN 

NUMBERS MEN 

MATES RATES 

LOBBYISTS 

BACK ROOM DEALS

SECRETIVE 

ALP 🟰 TIMID TEPID

ALBANESE 

THE PUPPET PRINCE

NOT A LEADER 

NOT A VISIONARY

JUST A MEEK LOST PRETEND LEFTIE.

 

THE PARTY ROOM 

NUMBERS 

PULLS HIS STRINGS 

SO HE 

CIRCLES THE WAGONS 

SO HE 

STAYS “SAFE” 

AS A CENTRIST 

SO HE SHORES UP 

POWER TO HYMN (alone)


PRIMED MINCER IS

UNDER THREAT

FROM HIS OWN PARTY


SO ALBO reacts;

SECRETIVE 

Laborious 

PUERILE 

UNINSPIRING 

lies & sell outs 

LIES & deceit 

ALP Sold out to billionaires, CORPORATES, lobbyists, 

big buffoons in ten gallon hats… 


Please get a grip electorate, 

WHO ARE THE ALTERNATIVES? 

War monger 

2IC Dicky Marles?

THE SUPREME WAR LORD & numbers man… 

Judas incarnate 

Beware The Ides of MARCH… 

OR A BRIGHT YOUNG THING WITH “AMBITION”

A VOCAL BACK BENCHER 

A CRITICAL THINKER 

A WISER LONGER TERM VISION FOR THE NATION 

A BRIGHT YOUNG THING, DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE OLD WHITE ALP FACTIONS MAN, WELL PAST HIS USE BYE DATE… 

NO NO NO DISSENT OR DEBATE FROM WITHIN TGE ALP IS ALLOWED… JUST ZIP IT FOR SOLIDARITY 

SO STFU 

STIFLE PROGRESS

SUFFOCATE THE COUNTRY

STEADY STEADY AND KILL FUTURE GENERATIONS HOPES… 

CLIMATE DISASTERS ENCOURAGED & ENABLED 

INEQUALITY GROWING DAILY 

SOLD OUT TO SECRETS   

NO HOME OWNERSHIP FOR YOUNG ONES NOW 

LITTLE CHANCE OF THAT

AS MATES RATES TAKE OVER 

THE NEWLY MANDATED BACK BENCHERS JUST WARMING SEATS AND NODDING ALONG? 

PASSIVE, COMPLIANT, OR ARE THEY ACTIVELY ALSO BEING SILENCED? 

A NEUTERED PARTY ROOM

“SILENCE” 

is Albo’s golden rule rule rule 

just STFU and do as ewe are tolled… 

tow the line FFS 

PUP PET MASTERS is ALP DNA 

ALWAYS WAS 

ALWAYS WILL BE 

SO WHO IS RISING? 

As old people fade into obscurity… 

RISE UP YOUNG ONES 

AS YOU ALWAYS HAVE… 

MORE MANDANI STYLE 

MORE VIBRANT LOUD WOMEN 

MORE QUESTIONING WTF 

ARE THESE OLD WHITE POWER HUNGRY CODGERS DOING TO OUR ONCE GREAT NATION? 

ITS TIME FOR THE UNDER 35’s to get their political shift together. And rise. 

IT IS YOUR FUTURE AND YOUR KIDS FUTURE STANDARD OF LIVING YOU ARE CO CREATING. 

WHY SIT Apathetically ON THE SIDE LINE? 

Get involved FFS

SIGN UP AND STAY ABREAST 

BE INTERESTED 

BE INTERESTING

LISTEN LOUDLY 

WATCH & WITNESS 

THEN HAVE YOUR MOFO SAY! 

The future is already here, just unevenly distributed. 

It will be your kids in post 2050 who will inherit an unliveable world.  Any change starts with each individual choosing to not be a self ignorant ignoramus. Who are you? And what do you stand for? 

Small town gossip small minded city folk? 

Limited and vacuous? 

Compete, compare, contest, control? 

JUST ALWAYS BUSY BUSY BUSY trying to “survive” which is exactly where the ALP and mainstream old political parties of any bent want you… 

THE LNP are gone. 

Dead in the Water. 

The greens will continue to snipe. TFFT. 

The QUALITY cross bench independents not ALSO selling out to corporate mates rates are use FULL. 

The VOCAL smarter Senators like POCOCK have a decent attempt  at holding ALP LNP right wing nut jobs those sell out SECRETIVE assholes accountable. THANK YOU. 


But please watch the rising racists and fucked up fascists and neo liberal right wing nut jobs while you’re at it… 

They are some scary unhinged losers. 

Pauline’s illegitimate love children… 

Spreading dis ease…

Bigots

Racists 

Misogynist 

Mansplainers 

White supremos' 

Old bar stool fools happy flapping for one happy hour down at the pisshole zombie club with NFI and mummy wounds 

(And that’s just the alp party room caucus meeting…) now with added mining lobbyists picking up the party tab. “Drinks and gambling and deal sweeteners are on us ALP…” 

as politician votes and hearts and minds are bought in Canberra by the next back room graft & corruption, the cheque book or mates rates of nest eggs as deals are brokered daily. 

And little lost puppy PM ALBO encourages this, allows this, supports this because it may  well keep him in power for 3 more terms… if he plays his power deck cards right and fucks your kids future up in the MEAN time… 

And yes

It may well be a very MEAN time if young ones do not get off their ads and make MORE political noise! Ffs 

YOUNG PEOPLE ARE AWESOME. 

But the foggy fogies in power do not seem to give a stuff about those aged zero to 35 or even 40? Who will try to live their best lives post 2050… 




COMMON SENSE is SENSUAL

PRIORITISE ☮️

RESPECT FULL. GRACE FULL. MEANING FULL. HEART CONNECT NOT MIND ATTACH.

ATMA VIDYA. DIRECT, JOYOUS, SIMPLE.

LIFE LIVE IT